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SUMMARY:The Jennifer Coolidge Appreciation Ride
CONTACT:Daniel Lyman
DESCRIPTION:"These gays are trying to murder me!" But not on this bike 
 ride!\n\nInstead\, we’ll drink wine or Scotch — aged 18 years — play 
 Jennifer Coolidge-inspired music\, and stop to eat hot dogs when we want 
 ‘em real bad. And maybe some macaroons\, but no more than three.\n\nYou 
 can also bring other things you love\, like soup … or snow peas. Or your 
 mom’s ashes. And feel free to talk or not talk as much as you want.\n\nGot
  a good Bend and Snap? Show it off! Just be sure to get your botox done 
 the night before so no one knows how upset you are when you pull a 
 muscle.\n\nI’m so glad we had this talk!\n\nCostumes encouraged! Bringing 
 swimwear is strongly suggested... you know... in case you fall overboard. 
 And alcohol. Bring that too.\nMeet at 6:30PM\, Ride at 7PM.\nEnds at We'll
  be reenacting Tanya's death (White Lotus Season 2 spoiler alert!) at the 
 Kerr Public Dock off the Eastbank 
 Esplanade\nhttps://shift2bikes.org/calendar/event-16798
LOCATION:Oregon Park\nNE Oregon St & Northeast 30th Avenue\, Portland\, OR
  97232
STATUS:CONFIRMED
DTSTART:20230722T013000Z
DTEND:20230722T033000Z
CREATED:20230512T085747Z
DTSTAMP:20230509T032640Z
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