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SUMMARY:MMMMMMERICA redneck ride!! Burgers\, explosives\, booze\, swim 
 suits!! yeeeeehaaaaaaaawww
CONTACT:Moe Irish
DESCRIPTION:Let's show up as the Americans the rest of the world thinks of
  when they think of MMMERICA!!  \n\nWhich is a joke\, Karen. We are a joke
  to the rest of the world. (Or a LIE\, if they see us from Hollywood's 
 perspective.)\n\nA joke that is a lot less funny when I have to explain 
 that this concept is YES\, culturally appropriating people that idolize 
 colonizers with fervent patriotism by "inappropriately" \n adopting their 
 culture\, customs and clothing\, Karen. IT'S THE AMERICAN THING TO DO\, 
 KAREN. To MAKE FUN of the absurdity of this holiday by somehow being even 
 more ABSURD.\n\nSO LET'S DO IT!!! BRING YOUR BEST ALL "AMERICAN" DISH!!!  
 Watermelon. Hot dogs. Booze and swimsuits. Potato Salad. Deviled Eggs. 
 Burn shit. Whatever. Hell yeah\, brother.\n\nALL the stuff. Potluck\, you 
 choose. \n\n\nThis would be a great time to try out your grill by bike 
 stuff.\nride out 7:15\nEnds at 
 Sellwood\nhttps://shift2bikes.org/calendar/event-17298
LOCATION:LOL The Multnomah County Justice Center\n1120 SW 3rd Ave\, 
 Portland\, OR 97204
STATUS:CONFIRMED
DTSTART:20230705T014500Z
DTEND:20230705T024500Z
CREATED:20230612T000510Z
DTSTAMP:20230612T000510Z
SEQUENCE:7
URL:https://shift2bikes.org/calendar/event-17298
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