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SUMMARY:Boring and Dull Ride
CONTACT:Concept: Mr. Friday / Ride leader: Rich
DESCRIPTION:Rich has adopted this ride! New start time! End location TBD 
 bc Pizzapalooza has been moved and Bike Happy hour will be over..\nAugust 
 9th is Boring and Dull day. Wow. Yay. Hooray.\n\nThis day celebrates the 
 twin towns Boring\, OR and Dull\, Scotland. We will roll to Boring on a 
 dull ride of 40mi with virtually no climb. Will there be a cultural event 
 going on in Boring? Frankly I don't know nor care because it's probably 
 boring anyway. Also\, we will encounter any trite occurrence because the 
 Boring corner store is actually the center of the whole drab town.\n\nAre 
 you tired of Pedalpalooza? No? Well maybe this boring and dull ride will 
 make you rethink that! Completely sick of rolling party pace? Perhaps the 
 swift pace with which we'll zip to Boring will make your legs 
 dull...\n\nCome all ye dispassionate. Spend the ride sulking. Wear your 
 most colorless clothes\, ride your stupid bike. If you have to bring music
  to broadcast (lame!) make sure it is monotonous and dull so we can grow 
 bored of it. Excited to discover awesome new spots by following a 
 passionate ride leader? Sorry\, find another ride\, this is gonna be 
 boring old Springwater corridor. All. The. Way. Did I mention we're going 
 back the same way?\n\nSick of managing your physical health and outdoor 
 needs by constantly being sucked into tedious bike rides with random folks
  to a dumb location just to justify stale snacks and mundanely sip your 
 lame sore-legged life away? Then this ride is definitely the ride for 
 you!\n\nIf our pace isn't totally irksome we should make it back before 
 dark.\n\nReach out with any boring\, dull questions. Ride leader Rich's 
 number is available below. Because of the boring and dull need to pay rent
  'n work after early August time off\, Mr. Friday is unable to lead and 
 Rich steps in! He is a loooong time biker and rides Springwater all the 
 time\, but is a fresh ride leader. I bored him to death with my advice and
  tips\, so I think he's got this one in the bag(pipe)...\n\nTHIS JUST IN: 
 Sounds like the town of Bland\, Australia has joined in. What a lovely 
 trifecta: Boring\, Dull\, AND Bland. WOW\nsaddle up n roll yer stupid 
 metal steed at 3\nhttps://shift2bikes.org/calendar/event-17361
LOCATION:Portland Opera House\n211 SE Caruthers St. Portland\, OR 
 97214\nSW waterfront corner to be able to view the turbid Willamette.
STATUS:CONFIRMED
DTSTART:20230809T213000Z
DTEND:20230809T223000Z
CREATED:20230620T023516Z
DTSTAMP:20230620T023516Z
SEQUENCE:11
URL:https://shift2bikes.org/calendar/event-17361
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