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SUMMARY:GET THE CHEF OUT!!! — Springwater Corridor Loop Ride
CONTACT:Bryan Watson
DESCRIPTION:BORK BORK BORK! The Not‑So‑Swedish Chef has escaped the 
 kitchen EARLY and is wobblin’\, gobblin’\, and pedal‑gobblin’ his way onto
  the Springwater Corridor before BikeSummer even knows what hit it. 
 Consider this the pre‑season sauté\, the warm‑up whisk\, the shake‑n‑bake 
 shakedown ride before the Chef is out corkin’ the Bork at the June 1st 
 Kickoff Event.\n\nWe’re rolling out with a tiny but mighty crew of 
 Rain‑or‑Shine riders at a 10 mph social simmer\, heading toward the end of
  the Springwater trail… or maybe not… or maybe yes… or maybe the Chef gets
  distracted by a goose. Who knows. The group decides. The Chef pretends he
  decides. Chaos decides\, and his name is usually Damian.\n\nIf you’ve 
 ridden with me during BikeSummer\, you already know the flavor:\nfriendly 
 pace\, good conversation\, and this year\, one unhinged culinary 
 Muppet‑adjacent man in a chef coat yelling BORK at the wind.\n\nThis ride 
 is all about stretching the legs\, stirring the blood\, and sautéing the 
 soul before festival season begins. And of course\, flushing out the 
 MUPPETS — yes\, YOU — to discover whether you are a Muppet of a person\, 
 or simply a Puppet of pure chaos.”\n\nCome ride. Come laugh. Come GET THE 
 CHEF OUT!\nMeet at 9:45. Ride at 10am\, or when Damian gets there.\nEnds 
 at Springwater trailhead at Splendid 
 Cycles\nhttps://shift2bikes.org/calendar/event-24192
LOCATION:Springwater trailhead at Splendid Cycles\n407 SE Ivon St\, 
 Portland\, OR 97202\nSpringwater trailhead at Splendid Cycles
STATUS:CONFIRMED
DTSTART:20260530T170000Z
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CREATED:20260529T121113Z
DTSTAMP:20260529T121113Z
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URL:https://shift2bikes.org/calendar/event-24192
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