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SUMMARY:Procrastipalooza: The Better-Late-Than-Never Ride
CONTACT:Rabbit
DESCRIPTION:​Final Attempt: One last try. If fate steps in tonight\, I 
 guess today's the day\, Satan\nHave you missed out on half the 
 Pedalpalooza rides this summer? Been working late\, slept in\, or just 
 couldn't pull it together in time to make the start of a ride? Don't sweat
  it—this ride is built for you.\n\n​Join your fellow chronic 
 procrastinators for one final\, last-minute blowout bike ride to close out
  the season. We’ll make a quick store stop along the way to grab 
 supplies\, say a proper farewell to summer\, and mentally brace ourselves 
 for the impending Portland rain and darkness to come.\n​If you're running 
 late\, don't worry. The live route is posted right here so you can catch 
 up whenever you can—or dip in whenever it suits you. Better late than 
 never.\n\n​Vibes & Rules:\n\n​Adults Preferred: Do your thing. Drinking 
 and smoking are fine as long as you're not directly offending anyone 
 around you. Just don't be a dick and don't be creepy.\n\n​Consent & 
 Conduct: We practice enthusiastic consent. No means no. Don't touch other 
 people or their gear without asking. If you cross boundaries\, you will be
  asked to leave. Check yourself so you don't wreck yourself. If you're 
 banned from other rides\, you're banned here.\n\n​Mostly No-Drop: We’ll do
  our best to keep everyone together\, but sh!t happens. We'll figure it 
 out as we go.\n\n​Full Autonomy: Dip whenever you want—Irish goodbyes are 
 completely understandable. Just make sure you're able to get to your 
 destination safely.\n\n​Pace & Terrain: A chill\, steady pace around 8–12 
 mph. Hills are inevitable in this city\, which means some fun hill bombs 
 are also on the menu. It might take longer than expected\, it might 
 not—who's counting anyway?\n\nSoundtrack & Music:\nHonestly\, I put this 
 ride together so we could collectively soak in those late-summer feels and
  mentally prepare for the impending doom that is the rest of the year in 
 Portland.\n​My speaker isn't huge\, so if it works\, sweet. If not\, feel 
 free to play your own stuff—just preferably no EDM. But whatever\, 
 assuming anyone actually shows up. Whatever happens\, happens. Let's just 
 ride bikes\n\n​This is my first time leading a ride\, and I'm super late 
 posting it. Show up or don't! Honestly\, I'll probably be late to the 
 start myself (hopefully not\, but let's be 
 real).\n\n\n\nhttps://ridewithgps.com/routes/56951343\nMeet up around 7:30
  leave by 8:00\nEnds at Just click on the link to the 
 route\nhttps://shift2bikes.org/calendar/event-24880
LOCATION:Salmon street fountain\n1000 SW Naito Pkwy\, Portland\, OR 
 97204\nMeet at Salmon street fountain.
STATUS:CONFIRMED
DTSTART:20260902T023000Z
DTEND:20260902T033000Z
CREATED:20260901T090354Z
DTSTAMP:20260901T090354Z
SEQUENCE:7
URL:https://shift2bikes.org/calendar/event-24880
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