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Thursday, June 11, 2009

  • 21+ Only

    Location Clinton Street Theater, SE 26th Ave and Clinton St

    Organizer Joe the Plumber

    User-uploaded image for BBC Alert ride

    Time Thu, Jun 11, 2009, 10:15 PM

    No one will deny our butts are the brunt of many a joke. Butt not for the Bicycle Butt Cleavage ride where we'll puteth our butts in honored and rightful seats (bicycle seats)! We'll take back the terms of 'crack' and 'cleavage' from the Drug Queens and Porn Kings to restore the names of 'Ass Crack' and 'Butt Cleavage' to a respectable heritage. Show up then to show off some cleft by wearing low-rider clothes; this IS a necessity so to frame your butt. Diapers are also okay, but wear some damn clothes. This is NOT a naked ride!! All sexes and sizes welcome. Followed by a C.Y.A. (cover yer arse) lecture {air quotes} to prep you for upcoming PP events.

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