Wednesday, August 23, 2023
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21+ Only
THE SINGLES RIDE! Just in time for the Missed Connections ride coming up
NakedHearts:PDX (Moe I leads)
Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 7:00 PM
Get there early for games and such
This ride is hosted by Moe Irish. She might edit this so it reads better but just incase she doesn’t, I, Moorland will write it. Are you single? Would you like to be in a silly relaxed atmosphere and mingle like bells on the ding dong ride. Are you needing your nose booped or are you boop curious? Have you been wanting to get back in the game or been so deep in the game you’re wanting to get out? Are you tired of online apps and pictures of people holding fish, or bathroom mirror selfies (try harder fellas), and the endless listing of personal interests that are human interests, like Tacos, and hiking, and puppy breath and cats when they stick out their tongue out while sleeping? Then this ride will give you what you’ve always wanted, a semi uncomfortable opportunity to meet new people IRL with enough distractions present that you don’t have time to hear about why Chad choose a Prius or Beverly’s back boil extraction. I will ask Moe to rewrite this because I’m a little too silly. But, y’know The Singles ride is a bit too silly. It’s not a meat market auction block and none of them have been. It’s just fun social engagement for people with a common current relationship status of single. Also, without exaggeration, this ride is the loudest Pedalapolooza ride with no comparison. That’s not because of the music it’s because the amount of conversation is amazing. Something I really love about the ride and how the people who’ve lead it have curated it. This ride is open to all genders and sexualities. All Wheels, All Riders, All Welcome * The last 4 of these this year have drawn large mixed crowds and all had a lovely comfortable party atmosphere. What you can expect is Moe will invite you to play ‘getting to know you games’. There will be other ice breaker activities. The ride isn’t a loop, but we won’t be more than 20 mins from the start. Safety: This is a NakedHearts:PDX ride and we practice consent on all of our rides. Their Body, Their choice. Their property, their choice. We will have safe people present as creep repellents. We also practice non-violence. Specifically around car interactions, because one riders aggression can put everyone else at risk. We’d love help corking but not ego flexing. Corkers need to be calm and courteous and non confrontational. *If you’re banned from listing rides and banned from other rides you’re banned from here too. We’ve no tolerance for bigotry, bullying and harassment.
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