Thursday, July 11, 2024
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Thu, Jul 11, 2024, 6:00 PM
Meet @6pm; Ride @7pm
End location: **UPDATED** Irvington Park
Hike up your trousers and let your boobs hang low on this Geriatric Joyride! We’ll roll back the years and embrace our inner senior citizen as we take our sweet ass time pedaling through the streets with the spirit of the silver fox. Let’s reminisce about them good ol’ days and shout at kids these days, as we grandpa-grind through the streets with absolutely no shame and no filters. We’ll be grinding to the sounds of Engelbert Humperdink and Perry Como et al. We’ll definitely be making a pit stop to boogie along the way, too. Dust off your walkers, don your finest knitwear- and don’t forget a diaper if ya need one- because it’s time to show off your best old-age antics. Meet us at a reasonable hour, and let’s show the world that growing old has never been hotter! See ya there old fart!
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