Friday, August 16, 2024
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21+ Only
Alberta Park, 5520 Alberta Park, Portland, OR 97211
Meet at the basket ball gazebo in the center of Alberta Park
Irving
Fri, Aug 16, 2024, 6:00 PM
Meet and hand at 6pm, roll out at 6:30 PM
8:00 PM
Ride is a loop
Do me, do me, do me like that, hurt [my quads] so good make me wanna be bad! ***WOOOOO AHHHHH*** Get the glamourous transexuals TO THE FRONT! To all the butt s&#ts and throat goats of PDX, lets ride. This ride is a 3-part tribute to the girliest girlie there ever was, KIM PETRAS! So, you guessed it, we'll be playing as much of Kim Petras' (Petras's?) discography as we can get through for this ~8 mile, no-drop loop ride. We have water/restroom and activity/dance breaks between each part, including a round of Kim Trivia and a Woooo Ahhhh! contest. Part 1: classic bangers from albums old and new, for all the die hards who have been with her since day one Part 2: spooky Kim only, eeeeep! Part 3: Slut Pop from start to *finish* Dress like Kim, dress in pink, dress like your favorite album, and look for the giant disco ball dicks on sticks held by your Coconut leaders (Irv & Jenny)
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